Also crocodile's can move pretty fast on land so there's that to factor in. learned to defend himself. [–]Isord 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children). What is the most dominant land animal in a 1v1 fight? You can also block much better with a longsword and of course your overall mobility is highly increased as well. Around 75 people around the world are attacked by sharks each year. The politics had something to do with it, but let's not act like Scipio wasn't a wizard. So if we talk about a small-sized man, Anaconda could swallow it. What are the differences between humans and animals? We may not have fur to protect against scratches and bites or claws to slash our enemies, but we are still big powerful apes. Mainly it shows how one person with a spear could take down an elephant. No try thousands. I mean obviously I can't beat a planet buster. Yes. Why stop there? Now a bear is like a wolf in that it's stronger and faster, but add another couple hundred pounds and a few hundred extra newtons of force. If it can be made plausible that members of other species also have the rights that are most important to humans—such as the right to liberty—then the whole subject of human . Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. I know that predators usually back off and run away when the fight isn't going as they expected(in other words, the fight isn't easy) and that prey animals usually run away without even fighting. November 9, 2020 at 9:19 pm. Don't downvote. While there are the occasional fatal bites onâ¦ Snakes are blamed for an average of 50,000 kills a year around the world. The majority of people can work to save other people, while the minority of people will work to save animals. Laughing. [–]Imperium_Dragon 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). S2) A bull, I was going to say cheetah, but their angle of attack is lower than what an untrained swordsman would be comfortable defending against. Thought by scientists to have evolved from sea-dwelling creatures that went on land, the scorpion has taken to land quite nicely, given that it has had millions of years to evolve and adapt. It is estimated 120 people are killed by deer every year. [–]Lord_Nuke 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). The human visual field covers approximately 50–60 degrees horizontally and 50–70 degrees vertically. A cheeta might be able to or another cat or big dog. It's not a question of the average man, it is a question of the strongest animal a human can beat. Once … Animals need protection as well as people. Human beings, unlike other animals, are able to reflect on and make judgments about our own and others' actions, and as a result, we are able to make considered moral choices. 15 Stars From The Girls Next Door, Seattle Seahawks Won't Have Fans In Attendance For Their Next Two Home Games, What's Up With WhatsApp's Disappearing Messages, Julianne Moore's 8 Best Oscar Outfits, Ranked, Cody Calafiore Remains The Massive Betting Favorite To Win "Big Brother 22", Miami Dolphins Receive Approval To Have Full 65,000 Capacity At Hard Rock Stadium, 15 Things Narcos Got Wrong About Pablo Escobar's Life, The Boys Was Going To Be A Movie Long Before It Was Ever A TV Show, Jensen Ackles' Will Join The Boys Season 3 As Soldier Boy. [–]After_Dark 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). Cruelty, violence and killing for sport are not elements of the animal world – only the human one. Hippos have huge incisors that can fatally gore other animals and humans. I dont think peak human makes much of a difference, since most of those kills are done by damaging the jugular, jaw or throat, not much force required. But just suppose that you are in a big cage with the animal. If the dog is too defensive the human can collect a stick or a rock, increasing range and damage. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time immemorial. [–]nox1468 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child), well, they weren't superhumans, they where just lucky. So the next time you see your neighborhood douche, make sure to treat him well. Animals are key players in the coronavirus saga. And it happens all of the time in the wild. Look at the Battle of Zama - Scipio eschewed the traditional Roman triple line in favor of three formations with corridors in between them. If asked, you must provide evidence for your claims or drop the argument. My man defected FOUR times in the same war, including once to escape execution for knocking up the QUEEN OF SPARTA! Drive the spear butt into the ground, get it to charge you, hope you hit a vital organ as the elephant drives a 10' pole into its chest cavity. The constant stress loads create an underlying tension and keep us feeling on-edge, ready for the next shoe to drop. this says what can they beat, not what can they beat consistently, [–]RulerofReddit 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]whiteflagwaiver 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children). EDIT: For round 2, without any particular training in the sword, I doubt it would give a huge edge to the hunter, so I don't think he'd be able to kill a stronger animal than a grizzly anyway. Yes, a human can indeed beat a retarded elephant. The sword makes a huge difference, Id say that with a sword, even a bengal tiger is doable 1/10, and bears 2/10. While there are the occasional fatal bites on professional snake handlers, snake charmers and others involved in the herpetological business or studies, most deaths are from bites of snakes feeling threatened by human presence and activity. Having the high ground is a game changer. Freud himself noted that there is really âno such thing as a jokeâ: if human beings are the â¦ They frightened the elephants (by sneaking into the Carthaginian camp...with trumpets lol), got them running towards the line out of control and let them go on their merry way through the channels. Threads asking how X character would do with a Y-Colored Lantern Ring are not allowed. It's very telling that he Judo'd them out of the way instead of trying to fight them head on. Same way you kill a horse with a spear. Have you seen the bullets they put in elephant guns? These Lab Animals Will Help Fight Coronavirus. Lions are unfathomably strong, and unless a human has a weapon and is skilled enough, lion is going to win. It’s still a jungle out there and this has been so since time i. 3 of which he killed with his bare hands. Well, Each and every animal reacts differently to human interaction and the general rule of thumb is to be aware of the signs and be prepared at all times. There's a reason a spear was the most commonly fielded weapon in history. Also my cat could outsmart me. Comments that are memes for the sake of memes will be removed as well. It is estimated that between 660,000 to 1,000,000 people each year are killed by the diseases mosquitoes carry. Ask Mas Oyama who has fought and defeated over over 50 bulls. Lots of animals can beat a lion in a fight. What about the 60 year old hunter guy who was sneaked up upon by a grizzly, mauled, and then managed to KO the thing with a single punch? [–]BigStereotype 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (22 children). It’s hard to imagine being able to see more than what we already can. Bears do not go out of their way to attack humans but will also not think twice about charging a human who trespasses on their territory or threatens their young. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. Be nice. They have killed since they were babies. Yes I know it's easy to keep the mouth shut, the only issue is making sure your arm or leg isn't inside said mouth while trying to keep it shut haha. 100 men couldn't kill an elephant with their bare hands, if that's what you mean. jet aircraft) or not designed to fight flying creatures (eg. [–]Feminineside 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children). It runs, and rather than try and kill it the old fashioned way, like ten of them jump on its back and drag it to the ground - this is ten lions we're talking about here - and then one of them clamps on its trunk and suffocates it. Animal memes such as Power Hook Dog, Mighty Fox, Magic Squirrel and more are now become Fighters!! I really don't see how you'd kill an elephant with a spear unless you hit it in the eye. Plastic-Devouring Worms. Gorilla fur won't prevent human bite from going through. They are faster and stronger than a human in every way. We get outrun by ostriches and outswum by penguins. But any wildlife animal’s behavior can be unpredictable. That's insane. Know what, I totally forgot both parties were BL'd. Elephants devastated mass formations of spearmen (in flanking/rear actions, mostly, but the guys in the front line would have turned to fight them). Every muscle on their body is wiry and dense. Users may not make more than 5 Posts per day. Round 1. That's just the obvious stuff, too. Shit. I'm not even sure it's that unlikely. Animal rights is the idea in which some, or all, animals are entitled to the possession of their own existence and that their most basic interestsâsuch as the need to avoid sufferingâshould be afforded the same consideration as similar interests of human beings. Others propose that animals, like humans, have a special awareness of their lives that differentiates them from the plant and mineral kingdoms. Forget the cuddly teddy bears you used to have as a child, real bears are huge hulks of muscle, teeth and claws. What makes these things so dangerous? I'm very certain a single human cannot kill an elephant with a melee weapon. Yeah but their mouths are large enough that if you get anywhere near it you die wether he has teeth or not. Man, a gorilla would fuck me up. Just poke it with your finger. Human kicks can, will and have killed dogs. Yeah, it doesn't matter that gorillas can bite 100x the volume humans can, in one bite. But, it would have nothing to do with size or strength. As with posts, the comments are not a place to promote a political or social agenda. Coming in second in terms of attacks on humans is the tiger shark followed by the bull shark. I'm going to call this non-canon. The Spartans found them and slaughtered them. Animals 10 Craziest Living Things Swallowed By Sharks Animals 10 Ridiculous Animal Hoaxes Animals 10 Killer Creatures That Are Actually Helping Heal Animals … Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. A Human Can Beat A Horse In An Endurance Race : Shots - Health News Humans are pathetic at athletic feats compared to animals. If the animal dies days later from bleeding out it's still a win if the human is alive. A human could luck out against most animals. [–]Brook420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (3 children). I mean, war is awful, but history is downright fuckin' neat. No clue what the earthworm can do the human though. And against most of the stronger animals you will want to use thrust attacks to keep your range advantage. Sword or no. I have a few attacks that could bring one down but bloodlusted it is a stomp. Starting with the most obvious, humans have much higher intelligence than animals and have much more advanced communications. [–]mx_skaminy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). In Africa it is estimated that some 2,900 people a year are killed by hippos. However, not all scorpion stings are a guarantee of death. There is an intermediary stage, where he speaks like a human but thinks like an animal. No, it's because we will throat fuck you to death with our arms. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Further, while beating a bear is super unlikely unarmed, with a bear-spear or even a sword wielded with skill, it's still unlikely but within the realm of possibility. The best laboratory animal would not only get infected and get sick, but get sick in the same way that humans do, showing a similar course of disease. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Find a flair you like, click it, and send the message it brings you to exactly as-is. Yes, spiders can be killed. Posts with a clear political or social agenda. Again, please see the suggested template above for more details. A sperm whale would honestly be way more impressive. Within a minute, /u/WWWtron will have assigned you your shiny new flair. [–]Dorocche 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (6 children), [–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (0 children). And the supply lines for attacking Rome were hard...but you don't get any honorable mentions in war. [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), i agree that scipio is a worthy opponent for hannibal tactically, they are close enough, but i do feel that hannibal is the vastly superiour one within the same weight class, i would disagree on the notion that scipio is more strategically competent, the biggest difference between hannibal and scipio is the fact that one of them had massive support from their government whilst the other basically did not have any support, hannibal cannot conduct sieges because his country refuses to support him, sieges are expensive and takes a lot of supplies, supplies that he will have to receive from someone (*cough government), Hannibal squandered his advantage after Cannae, like i said, he lacked support from his government, his soldiers are exhausted, diminished and wounded from cannae, his supplies are low, he cannot afford a siege on rome without potentially throwing his entire army away, and its not easy to siege a city when every single male in the city served in the military at some point, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children). An elephant would shrug off lacerations from a longsword. Absolutely they could kill it. However, when they are around and in large numbers local lifeguard services usually close off beaches. Rendered by PID 5200 on r2-app-0eb550d0e8c436af9 at 2020-12-02 13:16:44.828386+00:00 running 31b5616 country code: GB. Posts must be some form of battle, competition, or challenge or they are considered off-topic/META and should go in our weekly off-topic discussion posts. Scientists are ramping up the breeding of lab mice as well as the testing of primates and other animals, but it all takes time. (self.whowouldwin). Stronger, faster, more agile and smart enough. the human is strong and raised in jungle. No where in the OP or your comment is it specified that the animals cannot be extinct. Social animals such as Humans used fists because they need their social groups for livihood and safety -- they just need to establish social boundaries. Humans are currently on top of the world’s food chain, but we should not let our dominant status lull us into a false sense of security. [–]Man_with_the_Fedora 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children). It might take days even but eventually it will bleed out. EDIT: Oh and how did dude get caught? Scorpions are among the oldest creatures to ever live on earth. Who is the strongest Gotham villain Sherlock Holmes aided by GCPD could takedown? Let’s also not forget, most of the animals we see are either the ones on our plate or the ones we domesticate. Alcibiades is a fucking mastermind. Admit when you don't know. One of the worldâs largest pollution problems is plastic. Pigs can also get infected with human flu viruses, so they make a good mixing pot for new flu. [–]nox1468 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (13 children), [–]RulerofReddit 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (12 children). [–]The_Funk_Soul_Brotha 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). Strongest animal a human can beat is another human. They are fast, strong, and vicious once fighting. [–]BigStereotype 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). Try outlining arenas, special conditions, multiple rounds and specifying the universe/version of characters if you're looking for a good discussion. Humans will want to outlast or trick their opponents. Now, letâs be clear. This is the latest installment in my educational series “How to Fight Animals” Now, let’s be clear. I'll just do round 3. The Viking at Stanford Bridge would like to disagree. Even a Chimpanzee would tear an unarmed human to pieces. Those are all super-strong animals with big canines, and there are documented accounts of those animals mauling humans, and weâve established that I couldnât even take an ostrich before. In the planes episode of Planet Earth, a pride of lions hunts a solitary, sick, exhausted and dehydrated elephant. From the many species of animals, humans belong to only Homo Sapiens. I can handle just about any animal on earth. Most animals will keep away, humans on the other hand are the only predator that the Cape Buffalo will come across. The North African Elephant. There's a reason Humans own the top spot on the food chain. Most humans have no chance against German Shepherds, much less killing machines such as wolves and bears. On land they may only be capable of sudden bursts of speed, but in the water they can move with lightning-quick reflexes and grab then drag prey under. The fight must be purely physical, e.g impacts/lacerations/crushing. [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child), [–]Defengar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), Carl Akeley killed a leopard with his bare hands: http://i5.minus.com/iw1DQnomDfSqW.jpg, [–]brown_felt_hat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children), [–]blahlicus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children), but i would like to point out that elephant numbers in the carthaginian military is actually really low, popular sources cites ~80 elephants, the whole elephant thing is really for intimidation purposes, which failed due to scipio's planning, i would however, like to note that the battle of zama is not as clear cut as it seems to be, scipio did not win any fair fights against hannibal, particularly, hannibal knew he would loose the battle of zama, that is why he held a peace conference (which failed) before the start of the battle, hannibal is really good with cavalry, but he loss access to a lot of his good cavalry when the sonofabitch masinissa and the numidians betrayed him, without his sharp blade, he was left with inexperienced cavalry and levied troops against numidian and roman cavalry as well as roman heavy infantry, scipio won because he had a supportive government, hannibal lost because the carthaginian government was a bag of dicks, sorry, this is my pet peeve, i will see myself out, [–]BigStereotype 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children). [–]berychance -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children), [–]brown_felt_hat 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child). As you can see, itâs impossible to survive such a fight. Richard in Canada says. See this post for details. Bloodlusted doesn't mean "fighting stupid" it essentially means fighting to kill, morals off. You have to get past the tusks, the trunk, that massive skull and hope that you have a magic spear that's going to pierce an elephant's ribs. Human 6/10 vs wolf 4/10 vs bear. Fight or Flight: What Wild Animals Can Teach Us About Stress Stress hits us from all sides and affects everything we do. Every year about a hundred or so people die from jellyfish stings. To be fair, a crocodile probably isn't expecting its "prey" to charge at it and grab its mouth, so a human would have a pretty decent shot at doing so. [–]After_Dark 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children). No way a human has more than a 1/100 chance against a bear, and that's being generous. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child), round 1 is almost certainly a grizzly bear. I don't know, I think a peak human (especially in round 2 & 3) could take an elephant which would be a lot stronger physically than a Grizzly. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. If we want to go off the biggest (by weight) animal a human might beat unarmed, it stops at the sub 100lb chimp. Scipio didn't dilly-dally at all. Use your best judgment. If you see a large number of posts about a character, try someone else. When these animals feel that they are in danger they attack head on, using their extremely sharp horns. In some instances, one of the animals may be a âbait animalâ used for the ostensible purpose of sport or training. Generally speaking, the animals that can provide monetary value to human beings are destined to face the most cruelty. Downvoting will never be allowed on this sub. More Great Lists. I don't see humans killing anything more lethal than a large dog without getting lucky with their opening strike. Mosquitoes are present in all countries in the world, they are even known to survive in harsh environments like volcanic craters and arctic regions. He spent months in hospital after it gored him. I guess this is the answer if you interpret the question as "what is the strongest animal a human would have the possiblity of beating?" A great white shark, so long as the fight is on dry land. Unfortunately for humans poisonous jellyfish do not invade beaches all year round, they are seasonal creatures. Using me because obviously I'm the strongest human on earth. Humans didn’t invent masturbation. So the strongest of humans could easily toy with the weight of a lion. Wow, that's wild! It depends a lot on the gender, height, and weight of the both the fighter and the chimpanzee. Anything below the level of a timberwolf is killable at least 4/10, if both are bloodlusted. Share. Deer that cross highways are often transfixed by vehicle headlights and freeze in place, this often leads to collisions along lonely stretches of highway in the U.S. and other parts of the world where there are deer. [–]Defengar 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children). Not exactly historically relevant, but still pretty funny. 4 years ago. Give a man a zweihander and some luck, could kill a bear, moose, buffalo. Hereâs another strange thing. These beasts can grow up to terrifying lengths. Comments that are a few words and contribute no actual discussion ('lol' or '___ stomps'). Lv 4. could he kill any animal that is bigger or equal to human? Wild Animal Fights Caught on Video. Edit: Just to clarify, these animals can possibly be defeated by an unarmed human, but may not be plausible. While they are bred for the water, they have no problems on land and have been known to run up to 30 miles per hour pursuing enemies, even outrunning humans. Similar to tigers, lions use their teeth and claws to take down prey. They have also filmed a hippo eating crocodiles killed from territorial disputes and also another one feasting on an antelope stolen away from a crocodile. What animals can a human win in a fight to death without any weapons? However, for the chameleon, the human visual field is laughable. [–]FitzyTitzy2 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child).